Everything you say sounds like a complete lie. And I feel sorry that you don’t have anything better to say, so I sit there and pretend like I give a shit, but when you’re constantly changing up your stories, that’s when no one listens anymore. If you’re going to lie, stick to one outline—or better yet, don’t lie at all. The truth will prevail, whether it comes around naturally, or out of your own mouth subconsciously. You’re better off keeping quiet, ‘cause no one likes you when you open your mouth, even if you have a new interesting made-up story of the day.